five finger discount

four finger paddy wagon

ask a snail to borrow shell

you can’t imagine how much fun i’m having

caviar and black tar- roads, who you kidding?

i’m an old man, gold panning

can’t remember what it’s like to win things

sing till the bell in my head rings, then put on headphones

sit with my memories like my dog sits with his bone, and chew until my teeth break

beefcake, religious kind of arguments

just because i have a penis doesn’t mean i’m like you, man

i’m standing hard like a walk that john c reilly once sang songs about

you try to tell me how to do this better, you should probably shut your damn mouth

you’re grounded, founded on belief that skin and testes make you superior

i’ve been a lot of things i hate

can’t wait to hear this song next year

i’ll probably claw my ears out, drink the blood like it was beer

use the ash from fallen family to draw gothic tears upon my peepers

sleep like fevered child from 1800s southwest

count sheep but still be tyler durden when i attempt to rest

i fucking quit this simple system of symbolic symbiosis

send the sentient a swear word and my sentiment: go blow fish



*HOOTIE ROTTEN & NKNGS*

and everywhere we go, we’ve never been there before

adventure is boring

yachts floating oceans, never touching the shore

adventure is boring

and i can’t believe that the scenery here is real

adventure is boring

i hope that i never have to go back home

i hate where i come from

adventure is boring



i’m a card carrying member of a crew that holds no power here

my jurisdiction is cyber, save the locked door from whence i peer

about nine years ago i made some mistakes that changed my life

i haven’t slept the same since, i’m lucky to have found my wife

i have a life because my family stood by my side and still continues

bells and whistles fill no cups but kept the phones available

and eighteen months can change things much, but some things stay forever

take these understandings of poetic lyrics any way that you desire

i can’t change you and i don’t want to